Infy you have really interesting memes. >C
*steals*

SUPER SECRET MEME LOL
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
...Um...I think a couple of weeks ago...I keep forgetting...SHUT UP.

2. What were you doing this morning at 8?
Getting ready for school. XDDD

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
...Getting ready for school. XDD

4. What are you wearing right now?
Clothes. Some sweater-like thing and jeans. And pink socks. and sneakers. And my coat, so I can go run to the bus.

5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Mmm...nah.

6. The last two people to say they loved you?
Mom and Infy. XDDDDDDDD

7. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
No.

8. Are you happy with your living arrangements?
Yeah.

9. Last thing received in the mail?
...Uh...I forget. Probably Christmas cards.

10. Do you have any famous relatives?
Nope.

11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Nope.

12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Nope.

13. How is your hair?
Messy and I'm not planning on combing it.

14. How many different drinks have you had today?
None. XD I JUST WOKE UP.

15. What have you eaten today?
Nothing. *pokes above answer*

16. Are you any good at math?
FUCK YOU. I hate math.

17. What did you do Friday night?
...I forgot. :C I don't think I did anything.

18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No lol, I'm usually swimming.

19. Are you taken for granted?
Psh...

20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Nooooo...

21. Do you like the ocean?
Yes. c:

22. Did you stay friends with your ex's?
Uh...two of them, one I just never really talk to anymore and the other can go to hell. >C

23. What are you excited about?
Second semester.

24. What did you do two nights ago?
Uh...slept? I can't remember.

25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Yes. She's 106. I'm not kidding. Or is that my aunt? I always get confused. I think she's my great-grandma...

26. Where do you keep your money?
In my wallet.

27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
...Yeah, but I didn't DO anything. The most "naughty" thing I did is basically kissing THAT BASTARD on the lips. Which I highly regret now.

28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
I'm afraid to sleep alone, so I'd obviously rather sleep with someone else. XD

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
...Sunny. XD

30. Would you make out with anyone on your top friends list?
No...XD


~~**~~PART 2~~**~~

1. Who was the last person to call you babe?
I think the cheating bastard called me that once and I was all "Never call me that. Again." XD

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I don't shop at the grocery store. ; My mom does. XD

3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Wait, if I HAD to? ...I guess so? (Not the cheating bastard.)

4. Has someone ever sang a song to you?
Well Infy sings all the time--*shot*

5. Do you play Sudoku?
Not really, but I have a ton of Sudoku books. I also love how all the teachers at my school pronounce it wrong. XDDD

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
No.

7. Have you danced in the rain?
I'M SIIIIINGING IN THE--no.

8. Would you consider yourself a jock/prep/goth/emo/gangster?
No. I'm a GAMER. WHERE IS THE FUCKING /GAMER/?!

9. Ever been to the beach?
Hasn't everyone?

10. Do you like cheese?
YES. Umber does too, don't you Umber?
Umber: CHEEEEEEEEEESE!! <3

11. Have you ever been to the emergency room?
Yup. ...Um well I visited my mom there. ; I think that's where we were when she was getting her thyroid out, it might've been someplace else but yeah.

12. Do you like hot or cold weather more?
Hot, because I can stay in my house (CENTRAL AIIIRRR <3) or jump in the pool. XD I'm so spoiled.

13. How many different kinds of meat have you eaten?
...Uh...chicken, steak, uh...fish...umm...a lot. But I LOVE LOVE LOVE steak. And fish totally counts as meat. >C

14. Do you pass gas and blame it on others?
No. XDD I don't really do that...in public. ; Wtf awkward question.

15. Do you like winter?
NO.

16. Have you wiped a booger under your desk?
When I was a stupid little snot-nosed kid.

17. Do you have a secret crush?
No.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do?
I'd grab my stuffed bear and get the fuck out. I couldn't live without my bear. Fuck technology, I'd get it back someday.

19. Would you get plastic surgery?
Ewwwww no.

20. Who do you text the most?
I don't have a phone.

21. What color are your eyes?
Super dark brown. Like nearly black.

22. How tall are you?
4'9"...and three quarters.

23. Do you wish you had smaller feet?
LOL NO. My feet are small enough already! I'm a size 3. IN KID'S.

24. Has a rumor been spread about you?
Nobody really knows of my existance so no.

25. Have you written a secret admirer letter?
No. XD I'd love to get one though.

26. Ever fallen for your best friend?
Yeah...but it was only temporary lol.

27. Age you lost your virginity?
Wait so you just assume I had sex with someone already? Lol...no. -_-

28. Would you pretend to like something to please your partner?
No.

29. Favorite Ex?
I don't know. Definately NOT the cheating bastard.

30. Are you insecure about your weight?
I'm skinny as hell. Why would I be.

31. Ever had a sexual fantasy?
No...no I haven't. *extremely serious face*

32. Would you rather give or recieve?
Recieve. XD Yes, I'm a spoiled little shit.

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep. It's something I'd like to do now...

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Mom.

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Half an hour. XD

36. Do you watch reality tv?
No. Screw television.

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Alice in Wonderland~
Yes, I like Johnny Depp. Shut up. XD

38. Do you illegally burn music?
I don't burn CD's. ;

39. What did you do for New Years Eve?
Absolutely nothing.

40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
Didn't see it.

41. Last sporting event attended?
Some Pawsox game that I HATED. It was my first baseball game (NEVER. AGAIN.) and we got rained out. -_- I fucking hate sports.

42. Have you been to an IMAX theater?
Yes. I've been to them a lot so it's sort of normal to me. XD

43. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No.

44. Were you a planned pregnancy for your parents?
Um...I don't think so...

45. What is your middle name?
Ashley. XD

46. How old was your mom when she gave birth to you?
I have no fricking clue.

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Um...well on weekdays I go to bed at 11 and either wake up at 6 or 8 so...7 or 8.

48. Last time you had sex?
What is with people and fucking someone?

49. What do you buy at the Movies?
Popcorn...?

50. Do you know how to play poker?
No. I hate card games. (TRAP CARD)

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Well the funny thing is, I used to wear it like out of habit back when I was on a special bus (fuck you) because they has seatbelts and so I just...wore them. But now since I'm back on the regular bus I don't wear seatbelts anymore. People used to make fun of me for wearing a seatbelt. -_-

52. What do you wear to sleep??
Um...sweats...?

53. Anything big ever happen in your town?
Oh God, a lot of stuff. There was this guy named Timmy Lyons who got killed by this kid who was drunk driving that smashed into him and sent him flying into a tree. And there was a lot of other stuff including some kid who killed themselves because of school...yeah...but my town isn't like dangerous or anything, that stuff happened a LONG time ago.

54. Is your hair straight or curly?
Curly. -_- I hate it SO MUCH. I can't do ANYTHING with it. So I just cut it off.

55. Is your tongue pierced?
No.

56. Do you like Liver and Onions?
Never tried it. I know someone who likes liver though...

57. What is your favorite sushi?
I hate sushi.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny people. Seriously people piss me the fuck off.

59. Ever been to Hollywood?
Nope.

60. Who is on your mind right now?
"I should put my shoes on so we don't have to rush out the door..."

61. Any plans for tonight?
Youth group. I'm like just about to leave. XD

62. Last party attended?
Um. Some Christmas party at my aunt's house. Why is it easier for me to talk to adults than people my age...?

63. Do you hate chocolate?
...How can anyone hate chocolate?

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
I fight with my dad about everything, mostly about money and stuff. I...don't really fight with my mom. I usually just flip out about something stupid and she starts screaming at me. XD

65. Are you a gullible person?
Yes...especially when I'm tired. Which is all the time. Shut up...

66. Ever go to a theme or costume party?
Nah.

67. If you could have any job what would it be?
I don't know what I want to do anymore...

68. Are you easy to get along with?
Depends if your Internet savvy and like video games. Especially Zelda. Oh, and Lord of the Rings helps too. ;D

69. What is your favorite time of day?
I don't know. After school, really.

70. Are you a generally happy person?
No.

I spent all day filling this out wtf.

You know that comment you made yesterday or the other day about how I've improved so much in the past few months or whatever and how my girls look like girls and guys look like guys?

That made me feel good I had to post a journal about it. <333
Seriously, you totally made me feel really happy. CX

DAMMIT I NEED TO STOP PROCRASTINATINGHDKJSHGKJDSHGS
*runs to work on her project*

Name: Jordan
~Height: 4'9"...and like...3 quarters. Yes, I'm short. Shut up.
~Weight: 83 lbs. ;
~Birthday: 8/6/1991
~Birthplace: USA. :0
~Current Location: Rhode Island. :0
~School: EG High School (lol, EG)
~Zodiac Sign: Leo. Rawr.
~Chinese Zodiac Sign: Sheep ftw. Or Ram. Whatever.
~Righty or Lefty: Right. :/
~Haircolor: Brown with some blonde and a little red thrown in. I'M EVERYTHING.
~Eye color: DARK DARK DARK DARK /DARK/ brown. Like almost black.
~Skin Color: Very pale. I never go outside. XD;

-About Me

~What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc): It's just mom, dad, and me. I'm spoiled rotten and I love it, but it annoys me sometimes. But I mostly love it. XD
~Any Pets: Yes.
~If So what are they?: Fish. Lots and lots of fish. Oh and Mr. Todd, my hamster. <3
~Favorite Relative: My Aunty Kelly. She lives in Japan!
~Least Favorite: ...Um. Can I say my dad? XD
~What's Your Heritage/Race: Ok, seriously, I'm quarter English, half Portugese, and quarter Puerto-Riccan. ...I don't know if I spelled that right. But yeah...

-Love and Sex

~Sexuality: Straight. ;
~Are You In A Relationship Now: No.
~If So, With Whom: /No./
~For How Long: NO!
~Do You Have A Crush On Anyone: No.
~Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: No.
~How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: 18. :/
~Virgin?: Fuck yeah. (DAMN YOU PUNS)
~If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time: Fuck off.
~Was It Enjoyable?: Fuck you.
~Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: I don't know. XD I guess I like getting kissed on the cheek.
~Best Love Quote?: *bursts out laughing* Everything is so cliche now, I hate them all.

-Your friends

~Best: Iced, Infy, Tyler, um...
~How Many Do You Have?: I don't know. A lot online, a few in real life. :/
~Love Them All?: Damn right.
~Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: *stares at everyone besides my best friends*
~Oldest?: God I don't know.
~Newest?: Dan. ...Beth's brother (WTF I ALMOST TYPED SISTER LMFAO XDDD)...WELL AT LEAST I HOPE WE'RE FRIENDS. ...he's really nice. c:
~Pen Pal?: *stares at Iced and Infy* Although I've never met you guys in real life. ...Yet.

-This Or That

~Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs.
~Thongs or G-Strings?: ...Neither.
~Shorts or Pants?: HI. I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!
~Shoes or Bare feet?: Bare feet. ...Unless I'm going out.
~Books or Movies?: Depends. Like...with LotR, I prefer the movies because I can't understand the books (kill me now), but like...yeah.
~Night or Day?: Night.
~Dark or Light?: Dark. Muahaha.
~Mountains or Beach?: Home. BC
~Snow or Sun?: Sun.
~Pepsi or Coke?: Neither. I only like water and hot chocolate. BC
~Guys or Girls?: Guys are so easy to be friends with. They all like the same shit I like...well in real life, that is. On the Internet I'm friends with like everyone. oO
~Swim or Surf?: Swim. >C

-For Or Against

~Gay Marriage?: Against. Go ahead, shoot me.
~Abortion?: Against. Seriously, shoot me.
~Suicide?: Against. ...I mean wtf.
~War?: Against. I still don't get why everyone thinks it's so great to kill babies, yet they're all like "HGFDKJSHGS" about war. ...No, really. You can shoot me anytime now.
~Clothes In General?: For? o_O
~Penises?: O_o Uh...you...can't really help having a penis if you're a guy so...uh...I guess I'll say for...I have a feeling this is one of those stupid jokes...

-Favorites

~Color: BLUE. Like you know at 5:00am where's it still dark and the sky's that really nice shade of a dark blue, and the robins start singing? Yeah. That's why. <3 It's sappy, but it's seriously true.
~Number?: 42. It's the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
~Holiday?: Christmas. Duh.
~Season?: Summer. My birthday's in the summer!
~Movie?: Lord of the Rings. All of them.
~Book?: Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony.
~Magazine?: NINTENDO POWER.
~Food?: PIE!!
~Drink?: Water. ...And hot chocolate.
~TV Show?: TELEVISION IS DISGRACE /System of a Down
~Song?: Oh GOD I don't know. Everything on my iPod. --OH WAIT I KNOW, BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
~Band?: System of a Down.
~Computer Game?: Overlord. 8D KILLING THINGS IS FUN LOL ("and you're against war...?" <-- YOU KNOW WHAT SHUT UP XD)
~Video Game?: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. God, Link is cute in that game. <3
~Shirt?: Idk.
~Pants?: Idk.
~Actor?: ORLANDO BLOOOOOOM <33333 and johnny depp, but mostly orlando bloom. AND JIM CARREY. OMFG HE'S GOD. Oh and Morgan Freeman, speaking of God.
~Actress?: I have no fucking--MERYL STREEP! She's so awesome.
~Singer?: Um.
~Flower?: Buttercups. Idk why.
~Scent?: SWEET SCENT--idk.
~Animal?: I LIKE CATS. <3
~Cookie?: Peanut butter.

-About Future

~Want To Go To College?: CCRI (Community College of RI). I'm going to CCRI, and then I might transfer to New England Tech.
~What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: I really don't know anymore...
~Want To Get Married?: *fantasizing*
~Want To Have Kids?: Maybe.
~What Would Their Names Be?: I...don't know.
~How Many?: 1.
~Where Do You Want To Live?: I...I really don't know...
~Where Do You Want To Get Married?: In...a church...? I don't knooow...*whine*
~How Do You Want To Die?: Beheaded, because I wouldn't convert to---OH YOU SAID HOW DO I /WANT/ TO DIE. Um idk...I guess in my sleep.

-More Stuff About You

~Piercings?: No.
~Tattoos?: No.
~Smoke?: No.
~Drink?: No.
~Do Drugs?: No.
~Skinny Dip?: LOL...no.
~Greatest Fear?: Needles...o.o
~Chocolate or Vanilla?: CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
~Go To Church?: I go to a youth group. Does that count?
~Religion?: Christian. NOT CATHOLIC, /CHRISTIAN/. I HAVE NO "BRANCH". SHUT THE FUCK UP.
~Scars?: I have a scar that looks like a lightning bolt on my forehead...so some people (two people, lol) call me Harry Potter. I hate it.
~CDs Owned?: Ah, God. Um...*runs to count* ...14. Most songs are on the computer, I only buy CD's if I can't find a download or it's my only option or something.
~Collections?: Pokemon games. ...No really. I have every game from Red to Platinum. I have HGSS preordered. I don't count the side games, but I have some of those too (like PMD and Ranger, and XD).
~Like To Be Naked?: ...Um...what...? o///O;
~Ever Eaten Sushi?: EWWWWW IT TASTES ICKY. I love seafood though.
~Eaten a whole packet of Oreos?: No, actually.
~Been On Stage?: Yep! I was in a play when I was little, and then there were those talent shows I sang in...and then...*is not an attention whore* I'm actually really afraid of that kind of thing though, but I love to sing.
~Danced In The Rain?: I'm SIIIINGING in the---no.
~Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: Um...no. Never.
~Weirdest Dream?: The one where I was a guy. ...That...was so weird...
~Saddest Dream?: The one where my best friend didn't remember---wait...that really happened...
~Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: Any dream where I flew, mixed in with most of the epic dreams/nightmares (yes, I wish some of my nightmares came true).
~Think You're Attractive?: I'm going to be honest and say yes, but I hate my hair. I love how it's short though. I just don't do anything with it.
~Shoplifted?: *snort* I stole a calculator once. I gave it back, though. It was when I was really little. I wanted it so bad! It was when everyone had those calculators where the cover flipped off by itself, and I didn't have any money and dad was all "NO." so I just...took one. XD
~Been Caught?: Naw. ...Well my mom caught me after we left the store. ...
~Weirdest Makeout Place?: I never made out with anyone, and never will. Ew.
~Like Thunderstorms?: NONONONONONONONONONONO. /NO/. They make me cry. No, really.
~Favorite Shoes?: I only wear sneakers.
~Favorite Quote?: "YAAAAAAAAYA!"
~Best Advice You've Given?: Any advice I've given to . XD

THERE INFY, I'M DONE. HAPPY NOW?!

LINEBECK

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SPIRIT TRACKS!

AND HE EVEN HAS HIS THEME AND EVERYTHING AAAAAAHHHHJKDSGHJKDS

<333

<-- I HATE YOU.
OMFG TODAY HAS BEEN /SO CRAZY/ SINCE WE HAD AN HOUR DELAY, I CAME HOME AND MOM INSTANTLY MADE ME COOK DINNER, AND I HAD SOMEONE COMING OVER MY TOWN ON ANIMAL CROSSING AND LIKE WE'VE HAD TO RESCHEDULE LIKE 647865 TIMES AND AAGHGHJGSG I'M GOING CAROLING IN 10 MINUTES GHJKSDHGKDSHHSKG XDDDD

...Here, have a meme.

Why did you join this site?
Because back in like...uh...I think either 2006/2007 on my oekaki everyone had a dA account and would talk about it and stuff and I was like "BC" and I ended up making one but my art sucked compared to everyone else so I got depressed and quit but then I decided to make a new account like...I think last year or something I'm too lazy to look and I was like "screw everyone else, I'm uploading my shit because I CAN" and yeah.

What does your username have to do with you? Is it a combination of your favorite things, or a character of yours?
Well one day I was completely obsessed with Japan (shut up, I know I was a weeaboo, stfu okay?), and I was sick of being called EeveeGirl (or um...Ag-ra-vated, because I was grumpy at that point in time) and wanted something more...original. And then I was like..."I should make a Japanese-sounding name 8D" so I randomly came up with Kioso. That's my story. ;D And actually, now it's not only my username, one of my OC's is named Kioso. XD It's sort of confusing.

What is your current icon of?
Kioso. o3o

How many watchers do you have and how many people are you currently watching?

"She watches 58 people, while 51 people watch her."
...Um.

Do you have more than one account?

It's dead. Don't go to it. I don't even check it anymore. Seriously.

Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.

- POKERMANZ
- COMICS
- IDK I JUST LOVE THEIR STYLE AND STUFF LOL


...and
...I WANT YOUR BACKGROUNDS, I DON'T CARE IF YOU SAY THEY'RE CRAPPY THEY'RE A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN MY ATTEMPTS XDDD

What deviant do you admire because of their personality?
...um.
MAH FRIENDZ. 8D
and has always seem really cool to me but for some reason I'm scared to talk to really popular artists o.o;

How many people on here do you actually know in reality? Post their avatars.
...Hm...um. Uh.

- I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE. WHAT.
- Lol, art class.

I swear there was more people. o_O

Do you comment, fave, or both?
Until recently I'd just fav whatever I liked, but now I try to comment before I fav, but on one or two pics I get lazy and fav them, or I just don't know what to say besides "this pic is awesome". XDD

What do you typically post on deviantart?
Refs of my oc's, shit, and shitty stories that I most likely never finish. XD

Do you participate in clubs or contests here on DA?
"I'm in a group, does that count? xD"
^This.

What is your most popular deviation?

SHOUT IT OUT

I really don't know why. I expected to be flamed for posting it. XD Especially because of all the gay comments and stuff. Basically stuff NOBODY agrees with me with. XD

What's your favorite submission in your favorites gallery?
I CAN'T FUCKING CHOOSE!!

Are you a subscriber?
No. Fuck you. BC

How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
Like...5 minutes, unless I'm writing a journal like this. Then I take like half an hour to an hour or two. XD

Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
I think of myself as a pretty fast typer. ;D

What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
On dA? I don't know. In real life? "What are you listening to?" I HATE that, because nobody likes what I like in real life. The music I listen to consists of heavy metal, video game music, and Lord of the Rings soundtracks.

What is the most annoying comment you get?
God, I have no idea. Maybe when people ask what species are in Iekage? XD; (Yes Jewel, I'm pointing at you.) Honestly, it gets a /little/ annoying after the third guess. I'm not like trying to be an ass, I'm just being honest.

What inspires you?
Lord of the Rings. c:

Do you use any traditional media?
Pencils, permanent markers, and colored pencils.

Do you associate people online with their icons?
Yes. c: Though like...if I know them in real life or from someplace else I ALWAYS forget who they are, so like I'll be going through my buddy list and i'll be like "wtf who are these people" through half my list. XD I have a really bad memory when it comes to that.

Have you ever suggested a Daily Deviation?
No. All DDs consist of are guys with huge dicks, or girls with huge boobs. It's so fucked up, seriously. What.

Yeah, I don't count nudity as art. -.-

Everyone has considered leaving DA once or twice. Have you? Why?
I take breaks. Like...all I really do on dA is post journals. XD I barely post art. I don't really draw all that much anymore. When I want to draw, I can't think of anything, or I just don't have the motivation to actually pick up a pencil and draw something decent. And when I do it only lasts for a day so I'm all "fhdkjghsk" and stuff. But to answer the question, I don't think so. XD

WHAT CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ON THE HORIZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WHY DO THE WHIIIITE GUUUULLS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

God I love that song.
Yeah.